Saturday, December 5, 2009


Give or take a couple hundred keys to your parents room all on your best friends hoop earrings. Didgeridoo music will fill the air right as you step off of the jet. A crocodile will also rise out of the murky depths of the everglades to congratulate you. After attending several million parties, you'll drive home to your pad and pass out in the doorway. The next morning, when the janitor is cleaning the hallways he'll come across you and steal all the business cards you've collected over the last twenty years. When you wake and discover he has done this, you will weep, and the person the next door down will come and try to comfort you. You leave the building together, and live in the beehive till your hearts are golden and dripping with honey, and you've met the queen.

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